10 Of Bandit’s Funniest Dad Lines From Bluey

Kids' Entertainment Bluey - Official Channel/YouTube BRB, taking notes. by Sydni Ellis Aug. 3, 2022

Beans on toast! Bandit from Bluey has the funniest quips (and slang words) and most relatable reactions to Bluey and Bingo. He’s fun-loving, teasing, and caring, and just so entertaining. Here are 10 of his best lines.

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Episode: “Kids”

“Can I help you?” a shopkeeper asks Bandit after a particularly challenging grocery run.“I wish you could mate,” Bandit replies, referring to help with his rambunctious kids. Bluey - Official Channel/YouTube

Episode: “Bluey’s Swim School”

“He peed in the pool !” says Chili.“It’s a victimless crime,” Bandit responds.“You two pass Big Fish,” says Bluey to Chili and Bingo, then tells Bandit, “You fail, you big grub!” Bluey – Official Channel/YouTube

Episode: “Hospital”

“Oh man, is there some game where I just lie really still on a comfy bed or something?” Bandit asks. Bluey – Official Channel/YouTube

Episode: “Keepy Uppy”

“That was my last balloon!” says Bluey.“Oh. Did I make that a little too fun?” asks Bandit.“Yeah, you did,” says Bluey. “Sorry squirts. It’s a hard one to get right,” says Bandit. Disney Junior Channel/YouTube

Episode: “Dance Mode”

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m doing this for my kid!” Bandit shouts.“Ready, dance mode !” says Bingo. Bluey – Official Channel/YouTube

Episode: “Dad Baby”

“How’s it going pregnant man ?” Chili asks.“Oh, it’s too easy, man. Don’t know what all the fuss is about,” Bandit responds. Bluey – Official Channel/YouTube

Episode: “Mower”

“Ok, here we go, friendly. You only have to do one thing. All you gotta do is start so we can mow the lawn . You don’t have to pick up kids. You don’t have to make lunches. You don’t have to make the beds. So work with me here!” Bluey – Official Channel/YouTube

Episode: “Takeaway”

“It says, ‘Flowers may bloom again, but a person never has a chance to be young again.’” Bandit says, while reading a fortune cookie. “What does that mean?” asked Bluey. Bandit responds, “It means — it’s shower time!” ABC Promotional Videos Channel/YouTube

Episode: “The Quiet Game”

“I think you’ve got the hang of it! See if you can make it ‘til your 13 th birthdays!” Bandit says, as Bluey and Bandit play the quiet game. Bandit pats himself on the stomach and adds, “Dad, you’re a genius.” Bluey – Official Channel/YouTube

Episode: “Ice Cream”

“It's not my fault they melted. You took too long to eat ‘em.”“So, we get, nothing!” Bluey says.“Well, you get a valuable life lesson,” Bandit responds. Bluey – Official Channel/YouTube

More of these hilarious one-liners are surely in store when Bluey Season 3 premieres on Disney+ on Aug. 10!

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