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Know Your Pop Culture Bears

From fat bears to chef bears to murderous bears, bears are having a moment.

by Jamie Kenney
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As I recounted 2022 and looked forward to 2023, something kept coming up: bears. It seems that bears of all varieties, actual and metaphorical, are thriving right now. I thought it would be useful to take a look at the pop culture bears of the last year and year to come.

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Fat Bear Week

Since 2014, Fat Bear Week has celebrated the chonky bears of Alaska’s Katmai National Park as they prepare for winter in a March Madness style bracket. In 2022, Bear 747 was declared the corpulent champion. Who will win big in 2023?

Cocaine Bear

The plot of this 2023 black comedy is self-explanatory: it’s about bear that eats a load of cocaine, which goes about how you'd expect. The most baffling part of all, however, is that the film (produced by Elizabeth Banks) is based on a true story!
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Winnie The Pooh

In 2022, Winnie the Pooh, the beloved children’s book by A.A. Milne (though not the Disney iteration of said property) went into public domain. Now anyone can incorporate the adorable bear-of-very-little-brain into their art. Keep that in mind now...

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

In this schlocky slasher, a grown-up Christopher Robin (and sexy co-ed friends, naturally) face the wrath of a now feral (and terrifying) Pooh and Piglet.

I... *rubs eyes* guys. We offered you free Pooh Bear and this is what you do?!

Paddington Bear

After making an appearance at Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee, Paddington became associated with the monarch's death via marmalade sandwiches at memorials. Imagine reigning 75 years and being remembered for a skit you did with a cartoon bear.
The Royal Family
Balenciaga Bears

The fashion brand grossed us all out this year with an ad campaign featuring children holding teddy bears in bondage gear. The brand apologized, but not before Q-Anon weirdos incorporated the tasteless display into their unhinged conspiracy theories.

The Bear

In this acclaimed series, Carmy leaves the world of fine dining to run his family’s sandwich shop. It's inspired equal amounts of anxiety (my chef brother assures me kitchens are at least this stressful) and lust, because "I can fix him" is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

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The Chicago Bears

Apparently they had a really bad season? IDK I just Googled “Bears 2022” and this came up. I don’t know sports, but I appreciate any and all bear news.

The Office Build-A-Bear

The Office last aired about a decade ago, but fans still can’t get enough. Capitalizing on this fact, Build-A-Bear released a line of Office inspired accessories... because this Year of Bears required a teddy dressed as Dwight Schrute.

Those Polar Bears Who Thought They Were People

Dimitry Kokh captured these whimsical images on Kolyuchin Island in Russia. Broke Millennials everywhere are jealous that these bears know the joys of home ownership that elude most of us, but we’re still happy for them.

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Can’t wait to see what bears out in 2023. (See what we did there?)