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12 Of Jack Black’s Best Parenting Quotes

The funnyman is dad to two teenagers – Sammy and Tommy.

by Jamie Kenney
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Jack Black and his wife, Tanya Haden, have two teenage sons, Samuel, born 2006, and Thomas, born 2008, whom they call Sammy and Tommy. Over the years, the actor/comedian/rock god has shared some sweet insights about fatherhood.

Listen to your kids. ... That's so important for their communication skills, to know that someone's listening, and for them to get the practice to form ideas.

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Sammy gets a kick out of some of my stories. He was like, ‘Can I make a movie about your Hollywood adventures? But I won't say that it's you.’ I'm like, ‘You bet. You go. Run with it, my son. My stories are your stories.'

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For sure I have some worst dad of the year awards; none are coming to mind because I think I blocked them out.

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They’re not as impressed as you would think. That’s kids’ job, is to not be impressed with their parents.

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Their drawings are getting so good. I’ve got a couple Picassos up in there.

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The more sleep I get, the better dad I am. Parenting is 90% energy; if you don't have it, then there tend to be some lazy TV-watching days with the kids, and that ain't gettin' it done.

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My best piece of parenting advice? Never try to make a happy child happier. Just leave it alone. When you try and kick it up to another level with a scoop of ice cream or whatever, it ruins everything.

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I cry all the time [now]. The other day I was watching [an ad] for a cereal. The father’s trying to feed the baby and it calls him mama. I came over all sniffly because it happened to me! Sammy didn’t call me dada for ages.

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The only negative [in becoming a parent] is that you spend a lot of time worrying about this delicate little life. I didn’t know I could feel so much, and was surprised by my own awesome heart.

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I encourage them to be creative and take risks, but I’m also a bit of a helicopter parent, hovering above them, making sure they never get hurt.

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They’re still embarrassed of my presence. But they like it when we get to the head of the line at Disneyland. No complaints in those moments.

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There's a lot of importance put on giving the right advice. But dude, even more important is actually just listening.

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