When it comes to getting control of the TV, parents of young children are usually out of luck. But, every now and then, a kids’ movie will provide some eye candy...
Disney+
King Triton, The Little Mermaid
He may be a merman, but what a merman, amiright?
Disney+
Chica, The Emperor’s New Groove
She’s saucy, witty, and undeniably super hot. We want her to teach us how to replicate that cat eye & the secrets of her strong brow game.
Disney+
Captain Von Trapp, The Sound Of Music
Look, would we want to be with such a strict, demanding man in real life? No. Do we get the appeal? 100%. Also, fighting Nazis is hot.
HBO Max
Tatsuo Kasakabe, My Neighbor Totoro
This handsome, sensitive, bookish single dad may not by what comes to mind when you think “hot,” but the good professor can get it.
Disney
The Evil Queen, Snow White
OK yeah, she’s not like the greatest parent in the world, but have you seen her smolder and undeniable thirst for power? Kind of hot.
Amazon Prime
Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
Hiccup is a dad for about five minutes at the end of the last movie, but we’re totally counting it because BEARD.
Mr. Fox, The Fantastic Mr. Fox
A slim suit, twinkly eyes, a crafty mind — Mr. Fox has it all, honestly.
Fox Searchlight
This story is part of Romper & Fatherly’s Sex Issue, The Moms & Dads Are Horny. Because it’s Valentine’s Day, and parents deserve good sex, too.