Christmas Ornaments For The ‘90s Kid

Holly Jolly '90s ABC Photo Archives/Disney General Entertainment Content/Getty Images Because everyone needs a tiny VHS tape hanging from their tree. by Samantha Darby Dec. 15, 2022

NBC/NBCUniversal/Getty Images Don we now our festive 1990s nostalgia with these ornaments that have distinct ties to the ‘90s. Because who doesn’t want Zack Morris talking from their Christmas tree? We may receive a portion of sales if you purchase a product through a link in this article.

'Saved by the Bell' Zack Morris Ornament With Sound Hallmark So many days spent home sick, watching reruns on TBS of Zack and all his pals. How desperately did I want there to be a hangout diner for my friends and me? So much. This Zack Morris ornament even has some iconic lines to hear. $19.99 see on hallmark

Cody Foster Pop-Tart Ornament Maisonette The ‘90s for me are filled with Saturday morning cartoons and Pop-Tarts on the couch. Cody Foster makes gorgeous ornaments anyway, but this one is just such a sweet tribute to the classic breakfast and it’s pretty. $17 see on maisonette

Holiday Lane Confetti Christmas Glass Roller Skate Ornament Macy's Here’s my ‘90s claim to fame: my family owned a roller skating rink. I spent most of my childhood cruising on eight wheels, and if I had known roller skating rinks would have a resurgence thanks to TikTok, I would’ve made my parents keep the business. $5.99 $20 see on macy's

Friends Chillin’ With Friends Ornament With Light and Sound Hallmark You know what will be there for you? This ornament. Press the button on top of this Friends Christmas ornament to hear fun lines from the show and to have the little TV light up. So ‘90s and perfect. $19.99 see on hallmark

Christmas Tree Cake Ornament Target The Christmas season didn’t officially start until your mom slipped one of these Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes into your lunchbox. It’s the perfect ode to the festive feel of the 1990s. $34.99 $37.99 see on target

SEGA Genesis Console Ornament With Light and Sound Hallmark The ultimate ‘90s console (next to the NES, I suppose) was the SEGA Genesis. Every kid I knew had one (including me) and every kid was obsessed. This ornament has lights and sounds that will take you back to the Christmas morning you unwrapped it. $22.99 see on hallmark

Mountain Dew Ornament Target And while you were playing your SEGA, it was the epitome of cool to have a cold can of Mountain Dew soda just hanging out right next to you. Bonus points if you were in a basement game room. $4.90 $7 see on target

VHS Tape Ornament Academy Museum Store I mean, come on. The ultimate ‘90s entertainment was a VCR and a collection of VHS tapes. Raise your hand if half of yours were movies your parents recorded off of TV for you! Remember waiting for the Disney Vault to release movies on VHS? $20 see on academy museum store

Tetris Glass Ornament Always Fits Oh, Tetris. Nothing like the stress of seeing those blocks pile up and knowing they were just going to come faster and faster until you lost. This game took an impressive amount of skill and honestly, why aren’t we all engineers from the time we logged? $14.99 $24.95 see on always fits

Seinfeld The Puffy Shirt Ornament Hallmark Whether your parents watched it through the ‘90s or you were your own Seinfeld fan, you recognize this Puffy Shirt immediately. A true ‘90s icon. $19.99 see on hallmark

Squirt Gun Ornament Old World Christmas There was nothing better than getting a brand new water gun at the start of the summer, and ‘90s commercials were full of happy, shrieking kids using these things. Bring back some of that childhood magic with this squirt gun ornament. $19.99 see on old world christmas

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