Crack Dad Up This Father's Day With These Super Funny Gifts

This hilarious soy candle from Etsy shop Dutch Oven Knits is such a funny Father’s Day gift that the entire family would appreciate. It says “Dad Is Pooping Again” across the label and comes in six different scents: brown sugar and fig, cinnamon vanilla, coffee latte, seaside woods, sweet orange and chili, and wine cellar. It’s made from 100% soy wax poured into glass and will give you 50-60 hours of burn time — that’s a lot of bathroom visits.

When you are literally dad’s mini-me, in personality and even physical appearance, you need to get him this hilarious t-shirt as a funny Father’s Day gift. Choose from four different skin tones for the father and child, and of course there is a father-and-son design as well. You can personalize it even further by adding dad’s and child’s name on each of the shirts within the illustration.

Waking dad up with breakfast in bed or taking him out for a fancy meal are nice, but you know what would make these gestures even better? Outfitting the entire crew with enormous cutouts of dad’s face. These head cutouts are comically large totally worth all the photos, memories, and embarrassment. Just don’t be surprised if he ends up reusing at every opportunity.

You know who finds dad jokes funny? Dads. The Bad Dad Jokes desktop calendar from Willow Creek Press will grant him one dad joke a day, helping him start his day right, and probably triggering a text message straight to your phone with said joke.

If you’re tired of finding your partner’s little beard hairs all over the sink, this funny beard bib apron could help (and if nothing else it’ll look ridiculous enough to get everyone laughing). It comes with two suction cup hooks to place on the mirror, and the cape itself has two brackets that slip onto the hooks, creating a sink shield. Just remind him this needs to be taken down carefully (it works best to fold it on itself, then shake over the trash) or the hairs will go everywhere.

With this fun basketball hoop mug, dad should play with his food. Shoot Cheerios into milk, fling marshmallows into hot chocolate, or just play around with M&Ms and an empty mug — really the options are endless.

These funny socks for Father’s Day are for the dad who is constantly “resting his eyes” only to be full-blown snoring moments later. If nothing else, you’ll get some laughs from dad, and a good picture of him kicking back with his feet up.

It’s lucky to find a Father’s Day gift which combines three of his interests: cocktails, books, and puns. This book of “cocktails with a literary twist” is both useful and clever. He’ll learn how to make drinks like “Gin Eyre” or “Rye and Prejudice.”

Don’t forget dog dads (or human dads that just really appreciate their canine pals) this Father’s Day. This paw-printed dog treat maker is not only adorable and humorous, it’s actually functional. It comes with recipes so you don’t have to go it alone (and you probably shouldn’t as some ingredients that seem benign are not good for dogs). And if dad feels like making his human children some dog treat shaped waffles — maybe his toddler is in the phase of pretending to be a dog, then by all means…

As if he needs more help coming up with dad jokes. This book of jokes for Father’s Day is meant to elicit groans (as all good dad jokes should) rather than serious laughter. He’ll have plenty of material for the upcoming year. Lucky you.

I’m not typically one to be tickled by corny jokes, but I have to say this shirt legitimately cracks me up. If you and your dad have this kind of joking relationship, this sperm shirt is not only funny, but it’s on-brand for Father’s Day.

Whether you cringe at or secretly appreciate the matches dad keeps in the bathroom, these are sure to get a laugh (and they may spare you from some funky smells too). “The Godfarter” matchbox can be filled up again and again too, so lucky dad, he never has to say goodbye to these.