Halloween
36 Frightfully Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Mix up the scary with a little silly.
Halloween is known for a lot of things (think creepy crawly horror goodness), but what it isn’t necessarily known for are belly laughs. But infusing some hilarity into the holiday can add a whole other element of entertainment (and potential bonding) with your child that you might not expect. So get ready to bust a gut with these Halloween knock knock jokes for kids.
If you thought the only goal for Halloween was to score a ton of candy, well, you’re partially right. Sure, getting a sack full of treats is fun, but what’s funnier is whipping out a knock knock joke to get everyone giggling. But where would your child get to use said gags? Well, lots of places, from creating their costumes to their Halloween party in school. They can call up the grandparents and treat them to a knock knock joke in the days leading up to All Hallow’s Eve. And your kid can be a jokester when they substitute the standard “Trick or treat!” with a knock knock joke as they’re literally knocking on doors while trick or treating. And who knows, maybe they’ll get even more candy because of it.
That’s why these knock knock jokes about witches, skeletons, ghosts, and more are all treats — and that’s no trick.
1A Knock Knock Joke About A Sneeze
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat!
Bat who?
Bless you!
2A Zombie Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say zombie?
3A Costume Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water!
Water who?
Water are you going to be for Halloween?
4An Impatient Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cannit!
Cannit who?
Cannit just be Halloween already?
5A Knock Knock Joke That’s Sure To Set A *Snicker*
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Which house has the full-sized candy bars?
6A Ghostly Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost!
Ghost who?
No, ghosts say boo!
7A Dracula Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood!
8A Frankenstein Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frankenstein!
9A Witchy Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
10A Split Personality Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jacklyn.
Jacklyn who?
Jacklyn Hyde!
11A Vampire Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Getyur.
Getyur who?
Getyur fangs outta my neck!
12A Slimy Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that monster over there?
13A Toothy Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
14A Classic Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween!
15A Groan-Worthy Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
16A Lovely Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!
17A Candy-Coated Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
18An Ice Cream Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
19A Smelly Feet Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or tweet, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
20A Boo-Hoo Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!
21An Invitation To Go Trick-Or-Treating Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda go trick or treating tonight?
22An Eager Trick-Or-Treater Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!
23A Knock Knock Joke To Request More Candy
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe please give me a Halloween treat?
24A Punny Halloween Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to give us more Halloween candy?
25A “Don’t Touch My Candy” Halloween Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my candy!
26A Demanding Trick-Or-Treater Halloween Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
27A Helpful Trick-Or-Treater Halloween Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it's broken!
28A Full Moon Halloween Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
29A Happy Howloween Halloween Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wolves say.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy Howl-oween!
30A Candy-Themed Halloween Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diane.
Diane who?
I’m Diane to eat my Halloween candy!
31A Halloween Knock Knock Joke For The Day After
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!
32A Timely Halloween Knock Knock Joke
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for Halloween.
33A Halloween Knock Knock Joke That’s Almost Impossible To Imagine
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Imogen!
Imogen who?
Imogen Halloween without trick or treating.
34A Handsome Halloween Knock Knock Joke
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me.
35A Halloween Knock Knock Joke For When Someone Won’t Open Their Door
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie Who?
Eddie body home? It’s Halloween!
36A Garlic-Inspired Halloween Knock Knock Joke
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson garlic around your neck to keep the vampires away.
And there you have it: A hearty list of Halloween knock knock jokes that’ll get your child some extra smiles — and hopefully a whole lot more candy for cracking people up.
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