These Brilliant Ted Lasso Gifts Are Better Than The Coach's Biscuits

Whether you wish you were on pitch or in the pub, this Roy Kent shirt will have you feeling like you’re in the game. The front features Richmond’s signature crest — the greyhound — and on the back is Kent’s number, 6. For Kent fans, there’s no better gift, but make sure that you wear the shirt with pride. After all, if you ask Kent, he’ll probably just say something like, “Have some f*cking pride in your shirt or don’t f*cking wear it.” Truer words have never been spoken.

For the diehard Ted Lasso fan, this Fisher-Price Little People set is perfect. The gang is all here in this six-piece set, from Ted Lasso, Rebecca Welton, Keeley Jones, Coach Beard, Roy Kent, and Sam Obisanya. Each figure stands 2.5 inches tall, which means they can find a place of honor on your desk or some other cool display.

By far, one of Ted’s most popular sayings is, “Be curious, not judgmental,” which he uttered to Rupert during a daring game of darts. What it really comes down to is seeing the world with open eyes and being ready to learn that our differences make us even more united. You can contemplate the saying while sipping your favorite drink that will be beautifully adorned by this Ted Lasso sticker with the aforementioned quote.

Have an artist in the family who loves to color? Give them this Ted Lasso coloring book, which is filled with all your favorite characters from Roy Kent to Coach Beard, Keely to Higgins. Made in paperback, you can easily store this in a backpack for road trips or vacation flights, then pull it out when you need a little entertainment.

Who doesn’t love Dani Rojas? The effervescent kicker is the happiest athlete ever. And for soccer fans, nothing could be truer than his words “fútbol is life.” Now you can rock the same mindset with this Futbol is Life t-shirt that echoes his words. Made in a retro design and out of 100% spun cotton, this tee is as comfy as it is trendy. And timeless. Let’s be honest, when is Ted Lasso going to go out of style?

What can we say, British sports are just a bit more posh. Rather than sporting hoodies, teams don preppy v-neck sweaters with their team’s insignia on the chest. You can get that same sporty look with this AFC Richmond V-Neck Sweater. The patch on the front lets your friends know whose side you’re on, so there won’t be any confusion who you support.

Whether it’s about your choice in craft beers or even potential partners, Roy Kent has some words of advice for you. The line printed on these Ted Lasso coasters — “Don’t you dare settle for fine” — are spoken by Roy to Rebecca, about new suitor John Wingsnight, but it could really apply to anybody who might be contemplating some major life decisions. But as for these coasters? Well, they’re not just fine; they’re awesome.

Another very British move? Having sports scarves. That’s what makes this Ted Lasso gift great. This crest scarf might bring Hogwarts to mind, but it’s really an AFC Richmond custom red and yellow with blue tassel trim accessory. Made of acrylic yarn, the team’s greyhound is knit proudly into the body of the design with the words A.F.C. Richmond running across its length. Buy it now to stay warm for the holidays, and hold onto it for next year’s Halloween costume.

It’s a well known fact that Ted hates tea, but the man loves a biscuit and delivers a box of them every morning to his boss, Rebecca Welton. Want to give a friend or family member a chance to butter up their own exec? Give them this “Biscuits with the Boss” pink tin. They can treat themselves or their manager.

Have an undercover Ted Lasso fiend in your house? They can’t get enough of the show, but they don’t like to brag about it. They can keep it on the DL with these Ted Lasso socks. Made in the classic A.F.C. Richmond Crest design, they’re a bold blue and red. But who has to know when they’re carefully tucked under a pair of nice slacks, as Ted prefers, or under a pair of trendy high street trainers a la Jamie?

Get cozy this holiday season watching your favorite reruns of Ted Lasso under this sherpa blanket. Decorated with a giant A.F.C. Richmond logo, you’ll be sitting pretty for your binge-watching time. Thick and warm, it comes in two sizes, depending on whether you want to share it or not. And no worries if you spill popcorn or soda on this snuggly throw. The 100% polyester blanket can be machine washed.

You can put hot chocolate in it. You can put coffee in it. Heck, you can even put water in it. But don’t you dare ever put tea in this Ted Lasso mug. Fans will instantly recognize (and laugh) at Lasso’s likening of tea to tasteless warm water. As one Amazon reviewer so wittily wrote: “My husband found it inspiring. He believes in Lasso like we all should. He also likes drinking coffee out of it. I drink tea so I can’t use it.” Well played.

No one could have predicted the popularity of Ted Lasso, least of all Jason Sudeikis. But if you’re one of the millions who love Lasso, then you might want to share that love with your partner — and this joyful piece of jewelry can help you do just that.

No matter which side of the aisle you sit on, almost everyone might agree that the ticket to watch for in 2024 is the team of Lasso and Beard. That’s right, if you’re rooting for Ted Lasso and Coach Beard to make a presidential run in 2024, show your support by getting this fun (and not serious) sticker from Etsy seller KCPrinthouseCo. A great stocking stuffer, the sticker has a matte finish and can be used for cars, laptops, mugs, windows, or any other smooth surface that will let you display your love for these two kooky candidates.

If you need your daily dose of Ted Lasso, there’s no reason to fret. This 2023 wall calendar will let you have 365 days’ worth of Lasso-isms. For example, the month of July shows Lasso saying, “Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing” or in the infamous words of Keeley, “F*ck, you’re amazing. Let’s invade France.” This monthly calendar will give you the quips you need while you sort out your own schedule — sans the invasions of foreign territories.

Know someone who needs that signature Ted Lasso positive energy? Give them this Believe mug with the believe sign printed on it, a subtle nod to one of the best sitcoms of the decade. The cup comes in 11- and 15- fluid ounce sizes, so you can customize it for your friend’s coffee-drinking level.

For a true Roy Kent fam, wearing the player’s attitude is what it’s all about. Let people really step into this pair of Roy Kent socks with this pair of novelty footwear. Covered in sayings like “Don’t you dare settle for fine” and “That’s the Roy Kent Effect,” fans of the show will appreciate the clear graphics and fun illustrations of Kent’s face.

Want to give a great Ted Lasso gift that someone will actually use? How about a Ted Lasso face mask? But instead of having his face on your face mask, you can go around with a goldfish instead. Fans of the show will instantly recognize the quote from Lasso, who reminded his team that goldfish only have a 10-second memory span, so they shouldn’t beat themselves up about the loss and focus on the future instead. The handmade mask is soft, with gold lettering and straps to keep the mask snug on your face.

Whether you’re just trying to stay hydrated or simply want to keep Ted’s words of wisdom nearby at all times, you’ll tumble for this tumbler. Covered in lines from the show, this little piece of Ted Lasso merchandise is the ultimate way to get your daily intake of humorous affirmations — and healthy hydration, too.

A great Ted Lasso gift for hardcore fans, this Diamond Dogs t-shirt comes in eight colors and is made of 100% cotton. In case you don’t remember, the Diamond Dogs are a group of people founded by Ted Lasso that include Ted, Coach Beard, Nathan, and Higgins and together they help each other work through problems, most often matters of the heart. It’s all the touchy-feely stuff that everyone should be so lucky as to have a group to discuss with. Know someone who has their own diamond dogs? Know someone who needs some? Give them this charming shirt to start their own local chapter.

Bring a love of A.F.C. Richmond into the kitchen with this great Ted Lasso gift: Ted Lasso dish towels. The three pack comes with images of the cast in black and white along with famous sayings, like Ted’s thoughts on coffee as well as biscuits with the boss recipe. The 100% cotton flour sack design is made to be durable so they can handle real spills and clean up in the kitchen.