11 Cheeky Valentine’s Day Cards From Etsy

For those among us who love both pizza and butts, this funny Valentine’s Day card is the move. Bonus points if you order a pie to share on Valentine’s Day (it’s a Monday after all).

As anyone who’s in a relationship knows, there’s no question more pressing than, what do you want to have for dinner? though Where do you want to eat??(or order from) is a close second, followed by, Can you make me coffee?