11 ‘Schitt’s Creek’ V-Day Cards For Bébé

Valentine's Day Diane Illustrates, Etsy Here’s one way to give them Roses. by Grace Gallagher Feb. 1, 2022

Show Bébé you care with these silly and witty cards featuring your favorite Schitt’s Creek inside jokes. We only include products that have been independently selected by Romper's editorial team. However, we may receive a portion of sales if you purchase a product through a link in this article.

KoogsKrafts Moira Valentine's Day Card Etsy With iconic outfits and hilarious one-liners it’s easy to see why Moira would love herself. Show your significant other, kid, or BFF just how much you love them with this funny Valentine’s Day card. $3.50 see on etsy

MVillarr Real Studio Alexis Rose Valentine's Day Card Etsy If you sleep closer to the door, this is the perfect Schitt’s Creek Valentine’s Day card to give your partner (because there’s really nothing sweeter than offering to die first). $4.99 see on etsy

Spaghetti & Meatballs Ewww David Love Card Urban General Store If Valentine’s day is slightly cringe but you love it anyway, this David Rose-inspired card will sum up your feelings perfectly, because, as David says, “I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.” $5.95 see on urban general store

VenusArtsShop Moira Rose Card Etsy In season four, Moira’s hilarious pronunciation of “baby” became a quotable part of the show. “I said 'bebe' as a joke or a mistake the first time,” O'Hara told Vulture . “Once I hit on 'bebe' and got a laugh from the crew, that was it.” $4.84 $6.45 see on etsy

Chronically Funny You're Simply The Best Card Amazon Raise your hand if you cried when Patrick sang this Tina Turner song to David (my hand is very raised). This handmade card will give your partner all the feels thinking of that iconic TV moment. $6.99 see on amazon

Tiny Baker Creations Mini Schitt’s Creek Valentines Etsy You’re never too old to pass our valentines to your friends. This set of eight individual Schitt’s Creek cards are filled with funny references to the show and of course, plenty of ‘Oh Schitt!’ puns. $11.99 see on etsy

Tiny Baker Creations Schitt’s Creek Valentine’s Day Card Etsy If you’re like David and you like the wine not the label, give them this funny Valentine’s Day card that’s an homage to Moira’s wine commercial. For an extra dollar, you can have it personalized and shipped to someone on your behalf. $5.30 see on etsy

Diane Illustrates Johnny & Moira Rose Card Etsy Yes they’re dysfunctional at times but the love between Johnny and Moira is strong. Afterall, he named a rose garden after her and she threw him a Christmas party because she knew how much he loves the holiday. Aww. $4.95 see on etsy

Marmalade Mntn Designs Schitt's Creek Valentine's Day Cards Etsy Left Valentine’s Day to the last minute? These Schitt’s Creek digital download valentines have you covered. They all say funny quotes from the show and you can print them out at home. $3 see on etsy

Taytayski Schitts Creek Valentine's Day Card Etsy Never forget the hilarity of Moira and David trying to “fold broken cheese” into Moira’s mother’s recipe. Any fan of the show will know what an act of love it is to fold. in. the. cheese. $6.15 see on etsy

Tiny Baker Creations Schitt’s Creek Alexis Rose Valentine’s Day Card Etsy Here’s another Schitt’s Creek valentine that can be sent to you or directly to its recipient with a personalized note (which is great if, like Alexis, you’re not always punctual). $5.30 see on etsy

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